Documenting life...: The BEST photo ever taken of me...

Friday, March 14, 2008

The BEST photo ever taken of me...

And I owe it all to the beauteousness of iphoto. Can you believe how pretty I am? I am thinking of doing a pageant. I think I have a fabulous chance of winning- don't you? Try not to be too jealous of my natural beauty. I know it will be difficult.

20 comments:

Aislinn said...: I'm laughing...... Still looking for similarities and trying to figure out how you are HER...the distortion is amazing.; March 14, 2008 at 9:05 PM
Sandy said...: iphoto rocks. We have some pretty hilarious pics of ourselves too.; March 14, 2008 at 9:42 PM
Lindsay said...: HA HA HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR HO HOHO HOHOHOHO HO HEHEHEHEHHE HE!; March 14, 2008 at 9:48 PM
Tanya said...: My kids love photo booth! we have soooo many photos of the kids (& their friends)! some are hilarious & others are well.... just scary!!!!; March 15, 2008 at 12:12 AM
Mel said...: You are so sexy; I seriously just can't stand it. By the way, I have never really watched Lost. We can probably still be soul sisters though, right?; March 15, 2008 at 12:18 AM
chelle said...: The photo did not come through but I am getting the feeling some sort of liqufication was going on...tell me about iphoto. LOVE your blog. m; March 15, 2008 at 7:32 AM
Anonymous said...: LOL!!! GORGEOUS!; March 15, 2008 at 9:14 AM
Amber said...: It must be hard being SOOO sexy!

It was so fun to see you guys at the temple today!!! We should run into each other more often!; March 15, 2008 at 9:27 PM
Valerie said...: I always knew you were a talented photographer Jen, but this beats all! This is the pinnicle - your professional triumph!; March 15, 2008 at 9:33 PM
Rachel Clare said...: This is awesome. you should replace your profile picture with this one. I'm still giggling!

PS. You have the coolest music - always! I love it.; March 15, 2008 at 10:58 PM
Emily said...: Hilarious!; March 16, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Kristy said...: Can you hear me laughing? I wish you could...; March 16, 2008 at 4:31 PM
Jennifer said...: You are still as goofy as you were in (crazy lady) Ms. David's english class in 9th grade when you used to write your lovely name all over my folders and quote The Land before Time...ahhahahaha
Remember when she used to play John Denver??; March 16, 2008 at 7:41 PM
Aaron said...: Yummy! You are a total babe!; March 17, 2008 at 10:53 AM
tiffunny said...: I've never used iphoto but my nieces send me pictures that they do with them. It's amazing how freakish that program can make people look. With that being said, I'm not saying you look freakish, but I really can't see how that is even you. Amazing!; March 17, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Thanks for making me laugh!; March 17, 2008 at 1:29 PM
Jana said...: I just really wish that I could stop being jealous of you. It's such a terrible feeling that I just simply cannot control.; March 23, 2008 at 9:19 AM
A day in the life of the Campbell's said...: I cannot even believe that is you! I tried just looking at half and it still doesn't look like you. My kids play with it all the time..that iphoto thing but I guess I should try it out and find a new identity!; March 24, 2008 at 6:17 PM
Greg said...: people pay top dollar to get those looks; March 25, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Anonymous said...: i AM jealous! (not.); May 30, 2008 at 9:09 PM

Out of the mouths of babes

5/11 Tae: "My dad is bigger than my mom and my mom is mini-er than my dad"
5/11 Tae: "Don't coffee me!!!" she and paige seem to think the word for copy is actually coffee.
05/11 Tae: After going in the front yard after me telling her not to.. " oh mom, I accidentally thought the front was the back"
03/09: Maddie: " Why do we have to pay taxes? Why do they have to have laws...like pay your taxes? Or don't stand on swivel chairs?" Ha ha!!
12/08: Tanner: "mom, don't pick your nose and throw it on the ground or you will slip on it like a banana peel. So you have to put it on a picture, or a high shelf"
Tae 3/09: Today she was looking for little scab on her hand and noticed it was gone. So she said "Mom, my owie went home!"
2/09 Maddie: Kimi is eating a burger, Mad hates red meat. "Mmmm, that looks good" Me: "But you don't even like hamburgers!" Maddie: "But if it were the only food left on earth, I'd pound it."
12/08 Tanner: "Mom, when can we get out our bean stocks?" I realized he was talking about Christmas Stockings. :)
11/08 I'm in the bathroom, alone. But never really alone. Maddie comes to the door and says "mom what was your best moment?" Uh, can we talk about this later?
11/08 Tanner: "Mom, is my bones warm or hot?" later that day..."I wish our house was made of nachos." Ya, me too.
10/08 Me" Well Maddie when I was little I only got a quarter or 50 cents for a tooth" Maddie" Ya, well that was in the OLDEN DAYS mom! The tooth fairy hardly had any money then."
9/08 Tan:" Mom, when you have the new baby, will we sell Taelyn?"
01/08 Maddie: "Guess what Mom, when I lose my front tooth the tooth fairy brings me $20" What?? Who said that? "A girl in my class! I'm so excited to get my very own $20!"
10/07 Madeline: "Mom I remember what it was like to live with Jesus before I was born" Oh really? "Ya, it looked just like it does here, but it was on clouds."
09/07 Tanner: "Mom sometimes your mean to me, but Sister Castleberry (nursery teacher) is always nice to me...like this many times ( he holds up his little 5 fingers right in my face)" How cute is he??
Just the other day Madeline came to me after practicing some intricate dance moves with Jaren and said "Mom, I just wish I could marry Jaren because he dances with me, he does whatever I say, and he's such a gooood guy. Why can't I marry my brother? " I then explained just why we don't marry our siblings. Hopefully she'll have no problem finding a guy just like Jaren in 20 years.
"Shake your bootie, shake your bootie..." This goes along with a mooning of sorts by the 3 yr. old Tanner
“Do you wish you were Dad so you wouldn’t have to change Taelyn’s diaper or do all the work, and you could be at church on time?” -Maddie
"I'm the last number strong" -Jaren

Deep Thoughts...

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.