Documenting life...: Adam and who?

Monday, May 12, 2008

Adam and who?

So tonight for f.h.e. Tanner was telling us about Adam and Eve. He stands up and holds up the picture of them...and says:

"This is Adam and Steve"

Jasper and I started laughing so hard we could not contain ourselves. Hilar...ious. I think he was telling the wrong version...

He went on to tell about how "Adam and Eve ate the bad guy fruit and got kicked out of the Garden of Ethan and thrown in jail". hmmm, he makes it so entertaining!

16 comments:

Bethany said...: we taught a lesson about adam and eve a few weeks ago in our sunbeam class and all the kids were saying "steve" instead of "eve". i kept telling them EEEEEEVE, not steve! Kids are so funny.
-bethany; May 12, 2008 at 9:13 PM
Meredith said...: Oh my gosh he is so cute and hilarious!; May 12, 2008 at 10:29 PM
chelle said...: That is a FHE for the books. Thanks for the laugh. m; May 13, 2008 at 8:01 AM
AudyCamp said...: ok how funny is that..funny what they pick up. your Mom picture below is so cute..; May 13, 2008 at 9:47 AM
Emily said...: That one is classic! Greg and I laughed so hard we had tears running down our cheeks. I love it!; May 13, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Emily said...: p.s. I love that picture of him. He looks so grown-up! Tell him to stop growing so fast!; May 13, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Aaron said...: Love that!!! Offer is still open if you would like to take a break from this gem. Send him my way! I am in total crush over him.; May 13, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Jackie said...: That is too funny! It's probably the version the ACLU (?) teach now to be "politically correct." We want everyone to feel accepted. :-); May 13, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Kendria said...: I almost peed my pants on that one... SO funny!; May 13, 2008 at 4:33 PM
Bryce & Cherise said...: oh wow....tanner....love him; May 13, 2008 at 5:09 PM
Rachel Clare said...: This is so weird!! Just last night I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Adam and EVE. Not Adam and STEVE". Honest to goodness.

How cute is he??; May 13, 2008 at 8:37 PM
girlsmama said...: This is why we love them! That is hysterical. And I'm sure he's thinking "What? You guys are so weird."; May 13, 2008 at 8:38 PM
Sandy said...: Yes, I'm quite sure that "Adam and Steve" is the story some people like to tell! haha! That is so hilarious I am almost crying I am laughing so hard.; May 13, 2008 at 10:41 PM
tiffunny said...: Moments like that almost make FHE worth it? Just kidding! Whenever I do try and do it, I'm surprised at how fun it ends up being. Thanks for reminding me I need to do it and let me children share their little "takes" on it all as well!; May 15, 2008 at 5:52 PM
Anonymous said...: That is so great!; May 16, 2008 at 2:44 PM
sara said...: I LOVE IT! Nothing is better than the kids version!
It reminds me of "Out of The Mouth of Babes" :); May 27, 2008 at 7:45 PM

Out of the mouths of babes

5/11 Tae: "My dad is bigger than my mom and my mom is mini-er than my dad"
5/11 Tae: "Don't coffee me!!!" she and paige seem to think the word for copy is actually coffee.
05/11 Tae: After going in the front yard after me telling her not to.. " oh mom, I accidentally thought the front was the back"
03/09: Maddie: " Why do we have to pay taxes? Why do they have to have laws...like pay your taxes? Or don't stand on swivel chairs?" Ha ha!!
12/08: Tanner: "mom, don't pick your nose and throw it on the ground or you will slip on it like a banana peel. So you have to put it on a picture, or a high shelf"
Tae 3/09: Today she was looking for little scab on her hand and noticed it was gone. So she said "Mom, my owie went home!"
2/09 Maddie: Kimi is eating a burger, Mad hates red meat. "Mmmm, that looks good" Me: "But you don't even like hamburgers!" Maddie: "But if it were the only food left on earth, I'd pound it."
12/08 Tanner: "Mom, when can we get out our bean stocks?" I realized he was talking about Christmas Stockings. :)
11/08 I'm in the bathroom, alone. But never really alone. Maddie comes to the door and says "mom what was your best moment?" Uh, can we talk about this later?
11/08 Tanner: "Mom, is my bones warm or hot?" later that day..."I wish our house was made of nachos." Ya, me too.
10/08 Me" Well Maddie when I was little I only got a quarter or 50 cents for a tooth" Maddie" Ya, well that was in the OLDEN DAYS mom! The tooth fairy hardly had any money then."
9/08 Tan:" Mom, when you have the new baby, will we sell Taelyn?"
01/08 Maddie: "Guess what Mom, when I lose my front tooth the tooth fairy brings me $20" What?? Who said that? "A girl in my class! I'm so excited to get my very own $20!"
10/07 Madeline: "Mom I remember what it was like to live with Jesus before I was born" Oh really? "Ya, it looked just like it does here, but it was on clouds."
09/07 Tanner: "Mom sometimes your mean to me, but Sister Castleberry (nursery teacher) is always nice to me...like this many times ( he holds up his little 5 fingers right in my face)" How cute is he??
Just the other day Madeline came to me after practicing some intricate dance moves with Jaren and said "Mom, I just wish I could marry Jaren because he dances with me, he does whatever I say, and he's such a gooood guy. Why can't I marry my brother? " I then explained just why we don't marry our siblings. Hopefully she'll have no problem finding a guy just like Jaren in 20 years.
"Shake your bootie, shake your bootie..." This goes along with a mooning of sorts by the 3 yr. old Tanner
“Do you wish you were Dad so you wouldn’t have to change Taelyn’s diaper or do all the work, and you could be at church on time?” -Maddie
"I'm the last number strong" -Jaren

Deep Thoughts...

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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.